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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

lubricates:

the sexual tension between me and no one

whatevuuuur:

how do you stay on my mind all the time

eastcoasthoe:

me

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
E.E. Cummings (via kushandwizdom)

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

theerickromero:

*Note to self* go to Walmart for a self confidence boost

theerickromero:

*Note to self* go to Walmart for a self confidence boost

euo:

13 Essential Rules for Understanding the World | Basim Magdy

boneswith-hairbows:

I would very much like to know more

boneswith-hairbows:

I would very much like to know more